For those of you who did not receive a Holiday card from Elaine and me, better luck next year. However, I did not want to deprive anyone of Elaine and my top notch Photoshopping skillz. So we decided to post an electronic copy for the world to see. Enjoy, be kind to one another, have a safe Holiday season, and may 2013 make 2012 feel inadequate through it's awesomeness.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
A highly productive day
Or, a list of 5 things I did
today:
- Watched numerous episodes of “Master’s of Ink”
- Got the struts replaced on Maude the Mazda (which my wife informed me didn't make a difference) - $900 well spent.
- Drank several cups of coffee
- Got the snowblower ready for Drauco's impending arrival
- Finished all my grading
Monday, December 10, 2012
Thirty Things I Have Learned in My First Thirty Years
Thirty Things I Have Learned in My First Thirty Years
1.
You will make people mad, you should apologize
2.
People will make you mad, you should accept
their apology
3.
Giving 100% to everything has never worked well
for me. I think you should give as much effort as is necessary for you to
obtain the results you want
4.
Staying for one more drink is always a good
idea, staying for four more might get you in trouble
5.
Your parents are doing their best, you didn’t
come with a manual
6.
It is ok to “dabble” in something, not
everything needs to be your new love
7.
Once you find something you really enjoy, it is
OK to make it a focus
8.
It is fine to quit something, just don’t make it
a habit
9.
College is going to be awesome
10.
High School is really just a practice run for
life
11.
There comes a point when you realize you are
officially an adult, mine was when my basement flooded and I had to deal with
it, without my parents help
12.
There are rarely finite answers in life, that is
a blessing more often than a curse
13.
Try to under-promise and over-deliver
14.
If you have never looked at bank account and
said, “Crap, I don’t think I have enough money for the month”, you have never
really lived
15.
When you think about blowing off work, think
about what it felt like to have no money in your bank account
16.
People will break your heart and you will break
theirs'. It is the nature of things.
17.
It is fine to be bad at things
18.
The statement, “I just can’t wait to be done
with college, I am so busy”, is a dumb statement. You will never have so much
free time again in your life
19.
Especially if you expect to have kids and a job
(I am basing this on the plethora of Facebook complaints about kids making
parents tired and busy)
20.
Given the choice between kids and pets, I choose
pets
21.
Given the choice between a spouse who wants kids
or a spouse that wants pets, I choose the spouse that wants pets
22.
I am very happy with my life choices
23.
You should drink to excess and eat at a
buffet every once in awhile…to remember why you don’t do it all the time
24.
If you have a life goal of running a marathon,
you should probably start by going for a run
25.
If you don’t want people to wipe orange cheese
on your couch, don’t give them Cheetos (this was Elaine’s)
26.
Most times there is no wrong decision, just make
one
27.
No matter
how amazing of a lecture you give, there will always be a student texting on
their phone
28.
You were most likely that student at one point,
don’t take it personally
29.
The easy choice is not always the best
30.
Accepting compliments is a skill most people
woefully lack
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